parrot

The Mayor of Ecuador's biggest city has found the solution to what he believes are stupid time-wasting questions from annoying journalists...

Mike -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike was walking past a pet shop one day and noticed a parrot in a cage hanging outside. As he approached, the parrot said, "Hello. What's your name?" "Mike," responded the young man. Several days later...

The Burglar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"...

$20 parrot -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful Bird , I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute...

The captain's parrot -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only...

upsetting the stewardess -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!" The...