pharmacist

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes...

! A man went into a local pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter informed him that she was the pharmacist. She told the man that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no male pharmacists employed there. She then asked if there was something...

Little Johnny goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?" "Sure do" replied Little Johnny, "They keep you from getting venereal...

A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his **** on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his...

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."...

Two old ladies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and...

First cute blonde joke of 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and...

Drug Store There's a young and an old pharacist working at the local drug store one afternoon. The old pharmacist says to the young one, "I have to go downtown to pick an order, I should be back within an hour. Watch the store and I'll see you shortly." So the old pharmacist takes of his...

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get...