poem

A poem about tomatoes I know a Paki whose name is Jim, I like to lob tomatoes at him, Tomatoes are soft and don't hurt the skin, But these f**ers do, Cause they're still in the tin!:dirol:

Newfoundland Valentine Poem Fer Me Wife ... I writes ta say I loves ya b'ye! Cause I don't say it very much... Everytime I tries ta cuddle ya Ya says GET A WAY, DON'T TOUCH! I tried ta be more gentle Took me rubbers off outside... When I tells ya where I was last night Ya always tinks...