princess

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess will you marry me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey,beer and...

The Houston Bridal Extravaganza is offering to loan soon-to-be Princess Kate a dress "blinged-out" with one million dollars in diamonds, sapphires and other precious gemstones. HOUSTON— A Houston jeweler and bridal shop owner are hoping their creation will be the main attraction in London when...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she...

Mother Theresa is freshly dead, and when she gets to the pearly gates, St. Peter welcomes her, gives her a halo, and tells her to enter the kingdom of heaven, but if she has any questions, just come back and see him. So, Mother Theresa is walking through heaven, visiting with all of the people...