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  1. Energizer

    The Lone Ranger's Last Request

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by a hostile Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger"... "In honour of the Buffalo Hunt, YOU will be sacrificed in three days." "Before we kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST request?'...
  2. Scammer

    Chuck Norris to become honorary Texas Ranger

    Actor Chuck Norris played the title role of Cordell Walker on "Walker, Texas Ranger." He played one on TV, and now actor Chuck Norris is going to become an honorary Texas Ranger on Thursday. Texas Gov. Rick Perry will present commemorative certificates to Norris and his brother, Aaron Norris...
  3. Scammer

    Suspect in Utah park ranger's shooting is at large

    Ranger Brody Young was shot multiple times Friday night in the Poison Spider Mesa Trail area. Scores of law enforcement officers are scouring rugged terrain in Utah for a wounded man they say repeatedly shot a park ranger, authorities said. "He is wounded, and on foot," said Grand County...
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    The Lone Ranger's Last Request

    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your...
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    Awesome Universe

    Awesome Universe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping. After their tent was set up, both men slept. Some time later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, 'Kemosabe, look towards sky. What you see?' The...
  6. CASPER

    Lone Ranger

    Lone Ranger -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you...
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