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It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their...

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?" She responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."

Are You From Ireland? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other...

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Mastiff . The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?" The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in...