sheep

A blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and...

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening...

Sheep on a Leash -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and...

Shipwrecked -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Scotsman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. >>Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. >> >> >> >> >> >>After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a...