shopping

I was walking back through this mall in January; there was a girl in front of Victoria's Secret who stopped me. She was like, 'Hey, how's it going?' I was like, 'Good, how are you?' She goes, 'Well, I'm curious, are you shopping for a wife or girlfriend today?' I was like, 'No, why?' She goes...

A German bar has come up with the perfect answer for women who like to shop in peace without the stress of moaning partners - a...

Consumer Corner: Holiday shoppers gearing up to open their wallets CHICAGO, -- Tight-fisted Americans may be ready to explode. Retail experts are predicting a much better holiday shopping season than last year, largely due to pent-up demand. Since the worst recession since the Great...

Madrid, Spain -- The competitors started off by lying down. On blue sofas. Some in pajamas. Most fast asleep and a few on the verge of snoring. What is billed as Spain's first national siesta championship is underway in Madrid. It's something of a wake-up call for a country that's become so...

Retailers rebound in Massachusetts BOSTON, (UPI) -- Vacancy rates at shopping centers dropped to 5.8 percent in the first quarter in Massachusetts, well below the national average, a research firm said. Real estate research firm Reis Inc. said the national average vacancy rate at shopping...

Blonde Carpet Shopping A blonde walks into a rug shop...she finds the perfect rug and bends over to feel the texture. She lets out a huge fart and she turns round quickly to see if anyone noticed. The salesman popped up his head and asked if she needs any help! She nervously asks "How much is...

Shopping in their local Wal-Mart A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale , only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we...

Don't Mess With Grandma -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun...

Wife goes shopping