Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my...
DALLAS – Dirk Nowitzki waited five long years for that elusive third victory over Miami, yet there was only a short celebration when it finally came.
He briefly thrust both arms in the air, a sea of blue screaming around him, but then quickly walked off the floor.
To Nowitzki, the real party...
Toronto police say three people were arrested Wednesday afternoon following an alleged gas bar robbery.
Police originally said the suspects fired at officers, but later clarified and said the shots were fired into the ground.
No one was injured in the robbery in the Adelaide and Niagara...
NEW YORK - Defenseman Matt Gilroy broke a long scoring drought with his first two-goal game in the NHL, and the New York Rangers recorded a season-high 52 shots to cool off the surging New York Islanders with a 7-2 victory Monday night
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Vancouver police are questioning several people of interest after 10 people were injured in a gang-related shooting early Sunday.
Six men and three women were being treated for gunshot wounds, and...
RCMP in eastern Newfoundland said that a man who has barricaded himself in a house fired at police officers late Wednesday.
Leo Crockwell, who is wanted on a warrant for charges that include assault with a weapon and uttering threats, fired shots at police after RCMP tried to flush him out of a...
TAMPA, Fla., -- Steven Stamkos notched a pair of goals and Dan Ellis posted his second shutout of the year Tuesday in the Tampa Bay Lightning's 4-0 win over Toronto.
Stamkos collected his 12th and 13th goals of the season, tops in the league, and Nate Thompson and Dominic Moore added markers as...
NHL: Ottawa 5, Atlanta 2
OTTAWA, -- The Ottawa Senators put in five straight goals Tuesday, including two by Jason Spezza, in their 5-2 victory over Atlanta.
The Senators spotted the Thrashers a 1-0 lead early in the first period, but they then reeled off five consecutive goals, bookended by...
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Woodbridge, Virginia -- Ballistics test results link four shootings at U.S. military facilities in the Washington suburbs in October, and investigators are probing whether a new case at a Coast Guard recruiting office is...
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Washington (CNN) -- Several shots have been fired at the National Museum of the Marine Corps building in Virginia, the FBI said Friday.
No injuries were reported.
It is the second time the Marine Corps museum in...
Vancouver man bitten, denied rabies shots
KITSILANO, British Columbia, A Canadian man was denied rabies shots after a raccoon bite because of low risk and the vaccination's cost to the province, officials said.
Brian Bruce, 31, of Vancouver's Kitsilano neighborhood said a raccoon lunged at...
Police: Vuvuzela led man to attack bar
PIEVEBELVICINO, Italy, Police in Italy said they arrested a man whose distaste for a bar's vuvuzela horns led him to fire shots from a rifle and ram his car into the building.
Investigators said the 51-year-old man from Pievebelvicino, Italy, became angry...
Price takes Principal by four shots
WEST DES MOINES, Iowa, (UPI) -- Nick Price collected his second Champions Tour victory of the season Sunday, firing a 4-under 67 to win the Principal Charity Classic by four strokes.
Price finished with a 14-under 199 to outdistance tour rookie Tommy Armour...
Off-duty officer kills unarmed Marine
BALTIMORE, (UPI) -- An off-duty Baltimore police officer shot an unarmed Marine 13 times outside a nightclub, killing him, police said.
City prosecutors will review details of the Saturday shooting to determine whether to file charges against the officer...
LEMONT, Ill. (AP)—Tiger Woods started with a bogey. His best shot led to a par.
It turned out to be his best round of the year.
Getting better with every shot, Woods broke the course record at Cog Hill and blew away the field Saturday in the BMW Championship with a 9-under 62 that gave him a...