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  1. BROWNNOSE

    It is raining oil in Florida

    It is raining oil in Florida Hi all, Making this quick, don't feel well. About 4:15pm or so eastern, coming back from Tampa, Florida north on Veteran's Expressway...about 7 miles perhaps from SR 54...it sprinkled some gray watery and solid black oil on my car. Thought it was bugs, but so fast...
  2. B

    "I want my money back...

    A young girl (18ish) walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini's, Jags etc., and says to the salesman "can I have the red one?" - a top of the range Porsche. " I'll pay cash!" and starts taking handfuls of tenners out of a carrier bag until she gets to...
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    new supermarket

    new supermarket A new supermarket opened in Canada. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh...
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