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Magic Mirror There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead...

man of Khartoum -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom. He not only ****ed her, But buggered and sucked her, And left her to pay for the room.