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    The difference between the mechanic and doctor

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his bike. The...
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    After 28 years, man has chopstick surgically removed

    Beijing, China -- A man who swallowed a chopstick 28 years ago has had it surgically removed, his surgeon said Wednesday. The man was sent to the hospital because of digestive tract bleeding, but is doing well now, said surgeon Dongwei Zhang. The surgery went well, with the help of a...
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    Five surgeons are talking.

    Five surgeons are talking. #1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " #2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside...
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    heart surgeon

    heart surgeon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his workshop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come...
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    Five Surgeons

    Five Surgeons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on... The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when...
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