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Ole and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled ou...t a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'Yiminy Cricket!'...

Wisconsin Smarts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Wisconsin natives are sitting in a boat. So Ole asks Sven, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off 'der boats?" To which Sven replies,"Well, you know, if they fell forwards they'd...

Sven and Olly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sven and Olly got fired so they went to the unemployment office. Sven walked up to the counter and politely said, "I Sven. I no job." "Okay. What did you do?" asked the clerk. "I vas da panty...

Ole and Sven were fishing on the Michigan opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'Yiminy Cricket!'...