talking

  1. No Warranty

    Priorities

    A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on...
  2. the doctor

    Ohio man accused of prostituting adopted boy (AP)

    AP - A 10-year-old boy shook when asked about being prostituted to two other men by an adoptive father who regularly had sex with him, according to police, who said the boy was fearful of talking because he didn't want to be taken from his home or separated from his new siblings. More...
  3. B

    72 Year Old Fisherman

    A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on...
  4. Scammer

    Arizona victim Giffords opens her eyes

    http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2011/01/12/ac.giffords.aide.eyes.open.cnn -- When President Barack Obama said Wednesday night that Rep. Gabrielle Giffords had opened her eyes for the first time since being shot on Saturday, an overflow crowd of nearly 30,000 people at a memorial event erupted...
  5. Scammer

    What is your go-to tailgating dish?

    Are you ready for some football? And, we’re not talking any of that namby-pamby no-hands stuff - that sport had its time to shine earlier this year during the World Cup. We’re talking pig skin: the hard-hitting slice of Americana. As autumn saunters in, droves of football fans sporting...
  6. ben c

    Hello To All !!!

    Im New Here ! Got Invited By My Good Friend ! Buttman302 !! Great Guy !! I Look Foward To Meeting And Talking To You All !! Just Call Me ( Ben ) !! Thats It !!
  7. B

    Five surgeons are talking.

    Five surgeons are talking. #1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. " #2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside...
  8. T

    North of the boarder

    Hey all, great new looking site! I like it. Not sure how true this is but i was talking to a tech from bev this past week and he was saying that sat tv(bev for the most part) will sometime in the near futur not be taking on new clients for sat tv. Instead, he was talking about some type of new...
  9. B

    With age comes wisdom

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is about 70 years old (maybe a little more) and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he...
  10. O

    Hi!

    Just wanted to say hello. Seems like a nice board here. Looking forward to talking shop. OXD
  11. CASPER

    Remember when your mom would say

    Remember when your mom would say -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is a copy and paste from another site Remember when your mom would say never take candy from a stranger... .... I think this is who she was talking...
  12. B

    another talking dog again

    another talking dog again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog said to him, "Hey, mister! Wanna make some quick money?" The man couldn't believe his ears. He said to the dog, "Can you talk?" "Yeah,"...
  13. B

    another talking dog.

    another talking dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting...
  14. M

    Just want to say hello

    I am new to this site and looking forward to talking with all of you.
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