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  1. No Warranty

    Texas Police

    Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "What the heck was that for?"...
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    Old men in Corvetts:

    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his...
  3. Scammer

    Couple in labor caught speeding

    http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2011/01/04/mackin.nh.couple.fighting.ticket.wmur LONDONDERRY, N.H. -- Should a woman in labor receive a speeding ticket for rushing to the hospital? That's what a judge and jury could decide Monday morning as they're scheduled to hear the case of a Londonderry...
  4. Scammer

    Officer, 2 others killed in Texas shooting

    An Arlington, Texas, police officer was among three people killed in a shooting at an apartment complex Tuesday night, officials said. It was at least the second fatal shooting in two days of a law enforcement officer in the United States. On Monday, a Georgia state trooper was fatally shot...
  5. Scammer

    Man killed helping trooper

    GREGG COUNTY, TX - A man was struck and killed by a truck this morning in Gregg County. Longview officers were dispatched to the 4000 block of Estes Pkwy for a report of an accident involving a Texas Department of Public Safety trooper, a tractor trailer, and 3 pickup trucks. Officers arrived...
  6. THECAT

    The Horse's AZZ

    A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he...
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    "What'd you do that for?"

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the...
  8. CASPER

    Naked Biker Crashes Into Trooper

    Naked Biker Crashes Into Trooper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naked Biker Crashes Into Trooper 35-Year Old Was 'Naked As A Jaybird,' Faces Indecent Exposure Charges SEARCY, Ark., Feb. 11, 2009 (AP) A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed...
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    circle flies

    circle flies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer...
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