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    Louisiana trucker

    A Louisiana trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas. He walked straight up to the madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer. The madam was astonished. She said, "OK...
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    Ugliest Woman

    A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my...
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    Blonde in Canada

    Blonde in Canada It's a Canadian classic folks!.......... As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing...
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