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Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my...

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BATON ROUGE, LA- In a bizarre twist to a recent wreck, a man believed to have been killed in a traffic accident is in fact alive. The Baton Rouge Police Department identified the victim in a pedestrian-involved crash last Tuesday night as Terry Royce, 54. According to family members, it turns...

Howard is a technology buff. One day, as he is driving down Bishops Avenue in Hampstead, he passes a sign saying that he is approaching the most advanced speed camera in the world. So he slows down to the 30mph speed limit. But when he passes the camera, it flashes at him. "Not much of an...

Cheese factor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. - Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth...

man jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Connection with God A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about...

Medical Appointment -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to...