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Your Girlfriend is Ugly When...
Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(3) Even...
Ugly Bitch
After living in the remote wilderness of Arkansas all His life, an old hillbilly decided
it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'how
about that...