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A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male dog, while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart, but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed...

> > > > A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary > > surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet > > pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's > > chest. > > > > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and > > sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has >...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed...

Staffordshire Bull Terrier -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good...

Starting A Pig Farm is HARD A city slicker wanted to start a pig farm so he pick up a dozen or so pigs a put them in a pen, A few weeks went by and he doesn't see them mating so he went to the vet the vet said "when they mate you'll know they lay and wallow in the mud after" So the farmer said...