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What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson? Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!

Magic Mirror There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead...

I thought you were my wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began...

Armed man disrupts AA meeting -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CALGARY (CBC) - A man walked into an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Cochrane, Alta., and brandished two loaded guns, but the situation was diffused peacefully. Just before 8 p.m...

reindeer walked in -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink...

best friend -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar and ordered a triple Scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. Is something wrong?" After quickly...