One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
> cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
> and begins to read...
A fishy story
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A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin ' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, ' Do...
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to...
Death Row...
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Slash, a well-known murderer, had been on death row for nearly 20 years. During that time, he had befriended the Warden. Now, the Warden still had a job to do, but that didn't stop him from treating...
The fisherman
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two ice
chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing. The game
warden asked the man .... "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of...
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two ice
chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing. The game
warden asked the man .... "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there...