wink

sleep with my wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm. One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?" To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from...