An old nun
who was living in a convent next to a construction site
noticed the coarse language of the workers
and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch;
sit with the workers; and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and...
Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home, when a Grandpa walked by.
And one of the Grandmas yelled out, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'
The old man said,' There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.'
One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we...
Fireman...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the...
a wonderful system
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system down at the fire station:"
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all...
a wonderful system
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system down at the fire station:"
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all...