annual physical exam

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Bill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted “Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you’d like to ask me?”

“Well,” Bill mumbles, “Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”

“That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?”

“Yeah, and they’re in favor 13 to 2.”
 
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