Bad Day At Hallmark!

[Beware Beware]

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Some of these are good for a laugh.
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark
writers are having a bad day ???
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.
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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ...

I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..

That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise..
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We have been friends for a very long time .

let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay
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