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A 'modern' twist to an old fairytale .
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>> Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with
>>the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair,
>>watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob
>>for companionship.
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>> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy
>>godmother. Cinderella said,
>> "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
>>years"?
>> The fairy godmother replied,
>> "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last
>>saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
>> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
>>thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:
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>> "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm
>>living hand to mouth on my pension, and I wish I were wealthy
>>beyond comprehension".
>> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
>> Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
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>> The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do.
>>What do you want for your second wish?"
>> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish
>>I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
>> At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
>>visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had
>>been dormant for years.
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>> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one
>>more wish; what shall it be?"
>> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner
>>and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind
>>and handsome young man."
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>> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in
>>his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man
>>so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever
>>seen.
>>
>>
>> The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella,
>>enjoy your new life."
>> With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy
>>godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
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>> For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each
>>other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most
>>beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob
>>walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair,
>>and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close,
>>blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...
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>> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
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A 'modern' twist to an old fairytale .
>>
>>
>> Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with
>>the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair,
>>watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob
>>for companionship.
>>
>> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy
>>godmother. Cinderella said,
>> "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
>>years"?
>> The fairy godmother replied,
>> "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last
>>saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
>> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
>>thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:
>>
>> "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm
>>living hand to mouth on my pension, and I wish I were wealthy
>>beyond comprehension".
>> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
>> Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
>>
>>
>> The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do.
>>What do you want for your second wish?"
>> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish
>>I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
>> At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
>>visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had
>>been dormant for years.
>>
>>
>> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one
>>more wish; what shall it be?"
>> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner
>>and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind
>>and handsome young man."
>>
>>
>> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in
>>his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man
>>so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever
>>seen.
>>
>>
>> The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella,
>>enjoy your new life."
>> With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy
>>godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
>>
>>
>> For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each
>>other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most
>>beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob
>>walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair,
>>and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close,
>>blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...
>>
>> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
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