Jimbo and Bubba,

[Beware Beware]

Two
> rednecks, Jimbo and Bubba, are sitting at their
> favorite bar, drinking
> beer. Jimbo turns to Bubba and says, 'You know,
> I'm tired of going
> through life without an education. Tomorrow I think
> I'll go to the
> Community College and sign up for some
> classes.'
>
> Bubba
> thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
>
> The next day,
> Jimbo goes down to the college and meets Dean of
> Admissions, who signs
> him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
> History, and
> Logic.
>
> 'Logic?' Jimbo says. 'What 's
> that?'
>
> The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do
> you
> own a weed eater?'
>
> 'Yeah.'
>
> 'Then logically
> speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think
> that you would have a
> yard.'
>
> 'That's true, I do have a yard .'
>
> 'I'm
> not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have
> a yard, I think logically
> that you would have a house.'
>
> 'Yes, I do have a
> house.'
>
> 'And because you have a house, I think that you
> might logically have a family.'
>
> 'Yes, I have a
> family.'
>
> 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family,
> then
> logically you must have a wife. And because you have a
> wife,
> then logic tells me you must be a
> heterosexual.'
>
> 'I am a
> heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able
> to find out all of
> that because I have a weed eater.'
>
> Excited to take the
> class now, Jimbo shakes the Dean's hand and
> leaves to go meet Bubba at
> the bar. He tells Bubba about his classes, how he
> is signed up for Math,
> English, History, and Logic.
>
> 'Logic?' Bubba says, 'What's
> that?'
>
> Jimbo says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
> have
> a weed eater?'
>
> 'No'
>
> 'Then you're
> a queer'