Beware Beware
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Mrs. O'Donovan herded her large family of twins into the cinema and began explaining to the cashier which of them should be entitled to half price.
"These two," said Mrs. O'Donovan, pointing to the first pair in line, "are under ten. These two are under eleven. These two are under twelve. These two are under thirteen. And the oldest twins at the end of the line won't be fourteen until next week."
"In the name of Saint Agnes, the virgin martyr!" said the dazed cashier. "Do you and your husband have twins every time?!"
"Not at all!" Mrs. O'Donovan blushed. "Lots and lots of times we don't have children at all!"
"These two," said Mrs. O'Donovan, pointing to the first pair in line, "are under ten. These two are under eleven. These two are under twelve. These two are under thirteen. And the oldest twins at the end of the line won't be fourteen until next week."
"In the name of Saint Agnes, the virgin martyr!" said the dazed cashier. "Do you and your husband have twins every time?!"
"Not at all!" Mrs. O'Donovan blushed. "Lots and lots of times we don't have children at all!"
