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Nymphomaniacs
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A man
> boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> glanced
> up and saw a breathtakingly beautiful woman boarding the
> plane.
>
> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his row.
> As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of> America Convention in Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of> nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use
information that I have learned from my
Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."
"Really?" he said... "And what kind of myths
are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is
that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually
it is men of Mexican descent who are the best
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
best stamina is
the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of
this with you. I don't even know
your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but
my friends call me
Bubba.
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A man
> boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> glanced
> up and saw a breathtakingly beautiful woman boarding the
> plane.
>
> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his row.
> As fate would
have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of> America Convention in Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of> nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use
information that I have learned from my
Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality."
"Really?" he said... "And what kind of myths
are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is
that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually
it is men of Mexican descent who are the best
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
best stamina is
the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of
this with you. I don't even know
your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Gonzales, but
my friends call me
Bubba.
