CASPER
New member
Postman retiring
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighbourhood. He had become a "family member" to most.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family, who hugged and congratulated him
and sent him on his way with a gift certificate for $500.
At the second house they presented him with fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to her
bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love-making session he had ever experienced.
When they went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast of eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles and freshly-squeezed orange juice.
When he was finished eating she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five dollars for?"
Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you
so I asked him what to give you."
He said, SCREW HIM, Give him five bucks."
She smiled sheepishly, "THE BREAKFAST WAS MY IDEA."
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighbourhood. He had become a "family member" to most.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family, who hugged and congratulated him
and sent him on his way with a gift certificate for $500.
At the second house they presented him with fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box.
The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to her
bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love-making session he had ever experienced.
When they went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast of eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles and freshly-squeezed orange juice.
When he was finished eating she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five dollars for?"
Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you
so I asked him what to give you."
He said, SCREW HIM, Give him five bucks."
She smiled sheepishly, "THE BREAKFAST WAS MY IDEA."
