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Saved By An Inch
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy
lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and
pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you
come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling
and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said,
"Because I came this close to being a turd."
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy
lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and
pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you
come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling
and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said,
"Because I came this close to being a turd."
