No Warranty
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One lazy Sunday morning, the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table,when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
One lazy Sunday morning, the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table,when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
