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SOUNDS LIKE A VERY SMART NEWFIE TO ME?!?!?!
Newfie Fingers:
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear
when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in St. John's and
when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's
have da fingers and I'll see what I can do
."Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?
Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2005! We's got microsurgery
and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have
put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says ..................................................
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??
Newfie Fingers:
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear
when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in St. John's and
when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's
have da fingers and I'll see what I can do
."Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?
Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2005! We's got microsurgery
and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have
put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says ..................................................
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??
