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STUTTERING CAT
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings
are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered', she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with
my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty
raised his back, went
'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss'...but before he could say
'Shit', the Rottweiler
ate him!
The teacher wet her pants laughing.......
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings
are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered', she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with
my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty
raised his back, went
'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss'...but before he could say
'Shit', the Rottweiler
ate him!
The teacher wet her pants laughing.......