CASPER
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wincy Spider...
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A man is watching her daughter, who is only six, playing outside in the garden. Suddenly she stops, and the man is obviously worried. So he puts on his shoes, and walks outside. He says:
"What it is dear?"
The girl looks down at the ground and says:
"What are those two spiders doing, dad?"
"Erm... I’m not sure if I should tell you..." He replies, finally seeing what they are doing.
"Aww, go on dad, purleeeaaaaassseee?" She asked, putting on her cute puppy eyes. They are so irrestible...
"Okay, I suppose there’s no harm in telling you. They are mating, dear.
"So is that one on the top a daddy-longlegs?" She askes politely.
"That’s right dear, well done!" The dad exclaimes.
"So... The other one is a mummy-long legs, yeah?" She says.
"Nuh-uh, dear, they are both daddy-longlegs." The father says, looking at his daughters sad face.
The girl pauses for a moment, then stamps on the achranids, and says:
"Well, I’m not havng any of that gay shit in my garden.
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A man is watching her daughter, who is only six, playing outside in the garden. Suddenly she stops, and the man is obviously worried. So he puts on his shoes, and walks outside. He says:
"What it is dear?"
The girl looks down at the ground and says:
"What are those two spiders doing, dad?"
"Erm... I’m not sure if I should tell you..." He replies, finally seeing what they are doing.
"Aww, go on dad, purleeeaaaaassseee?" She asked, putting on her cute puppy eyes. They are so irrestible...
"Okay, I suppose there’s no harm in telling you. They are mating, dear.
"So is that one on the top a daddy-longlegs?" She askes politely.
"That’s right dear, well done!" The dad exclaimes.
"So... The other one is a mummy-long legs, yeah?" She says.
"Nuh-uh, dear, they are both daddy-longlegs." The father says, looking at his daughters sad face.
The girl pauses for a moment, then stamps on the achranids, and says:
"Well, I’m not havng any of that gay shit in my garden.