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a wonderful system
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system down at the fire station:"
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole
BELL 3 rings and we' jump up on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump into bed. And when I say BELL 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1 !" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled
"BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled
"BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!
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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system down at the fire station:"
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole
BELL 3 rings and we' jump up on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump into bed. And when I say BELL 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled
"BELL 1 !" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled
"BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled
"BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!