If you had what I had A man enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar

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If you had what I had A man enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks.
The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron.
The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds.
The bartender comments, "Wow, you sure must have a problem." "If you had what I had," the man replies, "you'd drink them fast, too." Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks,
"What do you have?"
"A Dollat Fifty ," the man answers
 
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