One too many

One too many


A drunk

gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling
scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that,
another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The
bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why
the
drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in
there?" he yells. "You're scaring my
customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet,"
slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush,
something comes up and squeezes the h#ll out of my
nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop
bucket!"