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Golden Telephone

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> Too cute not to share...
>
> A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when
> he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that
> read '$10,000 per call'.
>
> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by
> what the telephone was used for.
>
> The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
> $10,000 you could talk to God.
>
> The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
>
> Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw
> the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
>
> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando
> and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
>
> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
> he could talk to God.
>
> 'O.K., thank you,' said the American .
>
> He then traveled to Indianapolis , Washington DC , Philadelphia ,
> Boston and New York..
>
> In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
> '$10,000 per call' sign under it.
>
> The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to
> see if Canadians had the same phone.
>
> He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered,
> there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it
> read '40 cents per call.'
>
> The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
> 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
> telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
> Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.
>
> Why is it so cheap here?'
>
> The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son - it's a
> local call'.
>
> KEEP SMILING
 
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