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Have you heard about the two duck hunters from wisconsin
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN ?
ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION
REPORTING ON THEINCIDENT.A guy bought a new Lincoln Navigator for
$42,500.00 (with monthly paymentsof $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting
in upper Wisconsin.It'smid-winter. And of course, all the lakes are frozen.
These two guys go out onthe ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course
the new NAVIGATOR.They decidethey want to make a natural looking open
water for the ducks to focus on,something for the decoys to float in.Now making a hole in the ice
largeenough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power
thanthe average drill auger can produce.So, out of the back of the new
Navigatorcomes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second fuse.
Now our two RocketScientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying
to run away afterlighting the fuse and becoming toast, along with the Navigator,
decide onthe following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with
amighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the
NAVIGATOR, theGUNS, and the DOG...???Let's talk about the dog:
A highly trained Black Labused for RETRIEVING, especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessedit.The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs
thestick of dynamite, with the burning 40 second fuse, just as it hits theice.The two men swallow,
blink, start waving their arms and with veins intheir necks swelling to resemble
stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at thedog to stop.The dog, now apparently
cheered on by his Master, keepscoming.One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun
and shoots the dog. The shotgunis loaded with #8 Bird shot, hardly big enough
to stop a black lab.The dogstops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
Another shot, andthis time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of
courseterrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone INSANE The dog takes off tofind cover,
UNDER the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream asthey run.
The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end,he yelps,
drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after hismaster.Then "" "" "" "" ""
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" ""! ! ! !The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the
bottom of the lake, leaving
thetwo idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks ontheir faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by Illegal useof explosives is
NOT COVERED by the policy.And he still had yet to make thefirst of those $560.00 a month payments.
The dog is okay. . .doing fine.....And you thought Rednecks lived in the South
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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN ?
ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION
REPORTING ON THEINCIDENT.A guy bought a new Lincoln Navigator for
$42,500.00 (with monthly paymentsof $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting
in upper Wisconsin.It'smid-winter. And of course, all the lakes are frozen.
These two guys go out onthe ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course
the new NAVIGATOR.They decidethey want to make a natural looking open
water for the ducks to focus on,something for the decoys to float in.Now making a hole in the ice
largeenough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power
thanthe average drill auger can produce.So, out of the back of the new
Navigatorcomes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second fuse.
Now our two RocketScientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying
to run away afterlighting the fuse and becoming toast, along with the Navigator,
decide onthe following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with
amighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the
NAVIGATOR, theGUNS, and the DOG...???Let's talk about the dog:
A highly trained Black Labused for RETRIEVING, especially things thrown by the owner.
You guessedit.The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs
thestick of dynamite, with the burning 40 second fuse, just as it hits theice.The two men swallow,
blink, start waving their arms and with veins intheir necks swelling to resemble
stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at thedog to stop.The dog, now apparently
cheered on by his Master, keepscoming.One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun
and shoots the dog. The shotgunis loaded with #8 Bird shot, hardly big enough
to stop a black lab.The dogstops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
Another shot, andthis time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of
courseterrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone INSANE The dog takes off tofind cover,
UNDER the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream asthey run.
The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end,he yelps,
drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after hismaster.Then "" "" "" "" ""
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" ""! ! ! !The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the
bottom of the lake, leaving
thetwo idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks ontheir faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by Illegal useof explosives is
NOT COVERED by the policy.And he still had yet to make thefirst of those $560.00 a month payments.
The dog is okay. . .doing fine.....And you thought Rednecks lived in the South