Shipwrecked

Shipwrecked

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A Scotsman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
>>Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
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>>After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a
>>deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit
>>of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to
>>watch the sunset.
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>>One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
>>cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
>>romance.
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>>As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to
>>the lonely Scot. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
>>around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled
>>fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
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>>After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
>>together, but there was no more cuddling.
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>>A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
>>shipwreck.
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>>The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
>>woman the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he
>>rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.
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>>When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
>>evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening red sky,
>>cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of
>>romance.
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>>Pretty soon, the Scotsman started to get "those feelings" again.
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>>He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
>>leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her
>>ear,
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>>"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk"?