Irish Priest~~~

Irish Priest~~~~~~``
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> >>>>> An Irish priest is transferred to Texas. Father
> >>>>> > O'Malley rose from his bed
> >>>>> > on a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He
> >>>>> > walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
> >>>>> > beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying
> >>>>> dead in the middle
> >>>>> > of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
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> >>>>> > The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This
> >>>>> > is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
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> >>>>> > "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Fadder
> >>>>> > O'Malley at St Brigid's. Dere's a jackass lyin' dead on me front
> >>>>> > lawn.
> >>>>> > Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of
> >>>>> > da
> >>>>> > matter?"
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> >>>>> > Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit,
> >>>>> > replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression
> >>>>> that
> >>>>> > you people took care of last rites!"
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> >>>>> > There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
> >>>>> > Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are
> >>>>> > also
> >>>>> > obliged to notify the next of kin."