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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.



And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
 
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