Cows, golf and wife

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Cows, golf and wife

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with
my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's' butt.'
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!'
'I don't remember much after that ...
 
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