You might be a Free TV'er if...

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You might be a Free TV'er if...

* 10. You believe that purchasing a FTA Box should entitle you to lifetime fixes, regardless of changes to the datastream.
* 9. Every time a storm cloud blocks the signal you jump on tricks to post, "Are We Down?"
* 8. You've never owned an ISO, let alone created your own tier list and/or blocker.
* 7. A Major ecm is implemented, and you cuss your boxes Manufacturer for not releasing a fix in 5 minutes
* 6. Even though fixes are posted the minute they are released, you feel compelled to start 3 different threads asking, "Is there a fix yet?"
* 5. You blame Map57 for your divorce
* 4. You have absolutely no clue what DEADBEEFBAADF00D is
* 3. When your signal scrambles for any reason you immediately post HELP
* 2. Someone tells you that their brother's wife's cousin's uncle's neighbor hacked N3.. and you believe them
* The #1 reason you might be a Free TV'er... You don't find any of these funny at all.
 
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