drunkard swarthy pirate

A college student is doing a research paper on pirates. He goes to the docks one day and finds a drunkard swarthy pirate laying at the edge of a pier. After a brief explaination he asks ” How did you lose your leg?” The pirate responds “Yarrrr I was swimming in that thar sea and shark beet off my leg it did.” “Wow….well what happened to your hand? You have a hook on it.”the student asks. The old man replies ” I was burring my treasarr and a croc beet off me hand ..left me with this hook it did.” “That’s horrible!” says the student, “So what happened to your eye?” Pirate replies with ” A bird crapped in it.” Puzzled the student asks ” You lost your eye because of bird crap!?” The old pirate replies “Nar nar…twas me first day with me hook.”