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My ex-wife asked what reincarnation is. I explained, when you die you come back as something else.

She said she wanted to come back as a pig.

I said, 'You're not f!@king listening'
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I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later.

I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and f!@ks off..

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Today a native was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice.

Regina police said it's the worst case of suicide they had ever seen.

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A car bomb was found outside Lakemba mosque today. Police have urged the public not to panic as they have managed to push it inside the mosque.

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Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'.

She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you f!@ker'.

He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'F!@k off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing':D
 
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