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Good Ole Newfie

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A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks. "Wit all dem lawsuits goin' on I'm feelin' kinda left out. How do I get in on some of dat action? I hears dat people are suin' da cigarette companies 'cause dey got cancer and others are suin' the Big Mac company cause dey got themselves fat and all kinds of stuff"!!
His lawyer asks "And which one of those categories do you fit under?" The dear ol' Newfie, God bless his soul, answers...
"Neider b'y, I just wanna know if I can sue Molson's for all dem ugly women I woke up wit..."
 
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