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Reflections of Marriage
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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" She asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole
using my stuff..."
She looked at me and asked: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" She asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole
using my stuff..."
She looked at me and asked: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"