Beware Beware
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Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking
a couple of beers.
The passenger, Harry, suddenly said,'Lord tundering... up ahead -- it's
a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' dese here
beers!!'
'Don't worry,' Archie said. 'We'll just pull over and finish dese beers,
then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and trow the bottles
under the seat.'
'What fer?'
'Jist let me do de talkin', OK?'
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a
label on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at
the two of them and said, 'You boys been drinkin'?'
'No sir,' said Archie, pointing at the labels. 'We're on the patch
a couple of beers.
The passenger, Harry, suddenly said,'Lord tundering... up ahead -- it's
a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' dese here
beers!!'
'Don't worry,' Archie said. 'We'll just pull over and finish dese beers,
then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and trow the bottles
under the seat.'
'What fer?'
'Jist let me do de talkin', OK?'
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put a
label on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long look at
the two of them and said, 'You boys been drinkin'?'
'No sir,' said Archie, pointing at the labels. 'We're on the patch